The reason childhood is so magical is because you are a fucking idiot.Joel Heyman (RoosterTeeth Podcast #147)
The reason childhood is so magical is because you are a fucking idiot.Joel Heyman (RoosterTeeth Podcast #147)
What’s up with all these stupid posts gushing about how awesome your bf/gf is for giving your private parts a nickname? Whatever happened to good old fashioned bitching about how stupid your partner is? That’s what makes dating complicated.Rough Love: Let’s Get Back to the Bitter, Angry Basics (via collegehumor)
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Captain’s Personal Logs
Fell down the stairs to the galaxy map in front of Traynor today. Think I scared her a little.
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