The reason childhood is so magical is because you are a fucking idiot.
Joel Heyman (RoosterTeeth Podcast #147)
It’s all about girth.
Gavin Free, RoosterTeeth Podcast #173 (via recoveryone)
I am not convinced that life existed before I was born. I have no evidence anywhere that proves that there was life before I was born.
Gavin Free (via captianq)
bowlingintheclouds:

:) enough said

bowlingintheclouds:

:) enough said

Stupid Commercials.

Stupid Commercials.

What’s up with all these stupid posts gushing about how awesome your bf/gf is for giving your private parts a nickname? Whatever happened to good old fashioned bitching about how stupid your partner is? That’s what makes dating complicated.
Rough Love: Let’s Get Back to the Bitter, Angry Basics (via collegehumor)

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(via s0tc)

jicklet:

taztothesky:

Captain’s Personal Logs
Fell down the stairs to the galaxy map in front of Traynor today. Think I scared her a little.

#shepard you are drunk

jicklet:

taztothesky:

Captain’s Personal Logs

Fell down the stairs to the galaxy map in front of Traynor today. Think I scared her a little.

#shepard you are drunk

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I have more artistic control in a smaller show. But it doesn't really matter. Sometimes you can have the smallest role in the smallest production and still make a big impact. - Neil Patrick Harris

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